And spectacular it was. The table was heavy with vittles; dips, chips, carbs, and cupcakes abounded. Tiny sandwiches were made with spinach dip and triangles of rye bread. There were appearances of foreign foods from several different lands, beyond even the Midwest. My famous “Stew” was created once again when I placed crushed up barbecue potato chips on top of the spinach and tomato couscous and ate it with a fork. Yeah, that’s right. You don’t even know me. This party rocked.
The one complaint I had was all the waste. I swear, one girl spilled four drinks all by herself within about seven minutes. For real? I mean, for REAL? God. Anyhow, there was also the incident with the tray of vodka-infused jello. You see, the bottom layer, or “skin,” if you will, was extremely hard and chewy, so people were just eating the top and throwing the gross part out in the yard. I understand being disgusted by certain things, i.e. certain curry flavors, funny bites of chicken, seafood in general (sick, guys). But really, this was just jello! What a waste…what a shame.
Oh, and one last thing. I love Burger King as much as the next guy, but when somebody showed up dressed up as the king, I just about lost it. I HATE that king! I couldn’t even look at his stupid monkey face. Not a good representative of the delicious burgers they sell, my friends. Not at all.
Besides the obvious stupidity and creepiness described above so eloquently, I have to say…this was a damn good party. And you missed it. Suckers. That’s what you get for being such suckers. I would strongly suggest coming to see the new pictures. I mean, it won’t even be close, I can guarantee that. But it’ll be as close as you jerks will ever get. Damn. What would you even do without me?
Xoxo, delicious food
Ceasar Salad with fresh parmesean
Dolma (stuffed grapeleaves) and lemon slices
Black bean and corn salsa
Frankenstein Cookies (courtesy of A Bustle in a Hedgerow and A Spring clean for the May Queen)
Bruschetta on toast
Hummus with olive oil
Spinach dip with pretzel chips
veggie tray with ranch dressing
macaroni and cheese with tomatoes and peas
Couscous with spinach, tomatoes, and melted cheese
Mozzarella Cheese Sticks with Marinara Sauce (also delicious with CoolWip when in a munchie mood)
A cheese and ham party platter – a surprise from the sexiest Black Widow I’ve ever seen.
Life saving yogurt-covered pretzels – there was a rumor that one of the party hosts ate nothing but these and snap peas all night.
A Skeleton and Martian cake – dreadful! A delightful contribution from the Pearly Gates AND the Fires of Hell